Saturday, August 23, 2014

Villanous Villains

In these villainous times we come together to understand why on earth writers create these creatures: villains.

All the earth would be a masterpiece without a villain. All the happy bunnies would sing in endless rolling hills heaped with tasty colorful candy flowers. All the people would sweetly sleep with their doors open and no one would need heroes anymore.

Yet, without a villain, be it living or elemental, we have no story. Why is that?

Why do we not have happy stories devoid of problems? It can't be done. Or rather, it shouldn't be done, because, mark my words, no one will read it. Except maybe one or two of your most loyal friends, who will say they like it when they really do not.

So then, a good writer must create good villains. That is, the villains are bad, but the work you do on creating them must be good. Bad work doesn't create useful antagonists. And if your antagonist isn't useful, delete him. Or her.  It's that simple.

Consult your friends. Gather information. Aggregate info from several sources till you come up with someone who really makes your readers' blood boil and seethe with a desire to have someone stand up to him or her. Then have someone do so. The less gifted the someone, the better. A hero who can flatten a dragon by pinching it between his finger and thumb doesn't have much of a story to tell. A knock kneed nerd who never told anyone no in his life against a dragon? Now that's a story worth hearing!

Write on!

Tuesday, August 5, 2014


The readers have to take your protagonist's side. They have to want him or her to win. They have to demand justice, restoration, or fulfillment in his or her life.

You stroll down the street and pass a sidewalk bench beneath a shady tree. What do you see on the bench? A happy pig reading a newspaper and eating a box of donuts. He is wearing a smart looking hat and puffing on a nontoxic bubble pipe. Comical, yes? But do you demand better treatment, fulfillment, or restoration for him? Surely not. The pig is obviously doing just fine, and you go on about your business.

Viiiiiip ra riiiiiip.......back it up to where you were before you reached the bench. You are strolling down the street and see a gray tabby kitten fighting desperately to stay out of the reach of a very large German shepherd puppy. The dog is snapping, its long pointed teeth coming within an inch of taking it at every try. The feline is beginning to weaken. Its legs and tail quiver. Its claws begin to slip and lose their hold on the wood from the back of the bench.

What do you do? You scold the puppy and scoop the exhausted kitten into your arms, carrying it away to safety.

Which story moved your emotions to demand a response? The pig made us smile, but the kitten called to the warrior inside each person. We must extract a similar response to our main title character in a story if we are to shine like the best novelists in the business.

Write on!